Teen attacks mom's live in boyfriend when he discovers that mom's beau ate the Thanksgiving leftovers.
"According to a Winchester Police Department report, Miller became enraged late Sunday when he realized that his turkey was poached from the refrigerator by Christopher Teer, his mother’s 35-year-old live-in boyfriend. Miller had returned to his Winchester home with the leftovers after celebrating Thanksgiving at his grandmother’s house."
Really, is this not totally understandable? Leftovers are nearly the best thing about Thanksgiving. Moral: never mess with a man's leftovers.